#pls this was so funny

[hephaestn]

Ptolemy tired of thirdwheeling Alexander and Hephaestion in Episode 1: The Boy King

Alexander: The Making of a God (Netflix, 2024)

[nosepressure]

"phil wot the fuck" - dan howell 2024

[jennifersminds]

you have no idea what she's capable of,

[bigbuxbolds]

"uh ball four? four balls? guys? ball four?"

[pinkpastels113]

or did you mean. #me and awoo

I GIGGLED HAHA

[sindee19]

“Y’all ever seen a chicken strip?!”

[bigfuckingfrog]

pinocchio’s stepmom

what those mouths do

[god-is-a-dyke]

fanfic ask:

ABO, soulmates, highschool AU for some controversial picks :]

ABO - F. (literally never read one lmao)

Soulmates - like... C ? definitely used to read some in prev fandoms but I haven't really been interested in any recently

High School AU - probably also like D+, it's not something I explicitly avoid but it's not something I would click on unless it was really interesting (I'm much more of a College/University AU person lol)

[levinbolts]

joke's on you babe i'm into that

[lawboysammyy]

acting like he didn’t go in a 20 year rampage

not him crossing his arms and being offended after his padawan insinuated his turn to the dark side he will forever be the galaxy’s menace

[vigilantekoichi]

4 | Honesty

[ayo-edebiri]

#Me booping every blog I see on my dash

[supernowa-art]

she's so sick of him<3

[kendyroy]

WADE AND LOGAN CANONICALLY KNOW ABOUT POOLVERINE FANFICS

THEYRE TALKING ABOUT IT IN THE ARTBOOK

[casmick-consequences]

literally the king of oneliners

[part 2]

[istayawakereading]

Going from this (smug as can be)

to this (utter defeat)

is the universe giving Brennan the biggest vibe check ever